Saturday, May 17, 2008

The McFry

Sources from deep within the Honda camp has recently revealed the use of a similar device based off the MESECU mobile control device nicknamed the "McBoom". They also indicate that Nick Fry, CEO of Honda F1, is the culprit that has been utilizing this device (McFry) to cause mayhem in F1 relate circles.

Fry has recently come under criticism for his interference with the financial situation of Super Aguri F1, which led to the teams withdrawal from the FIA world championship. There is also rumor that his connection to the Magma Group and his interference in the attempted rescue of Super Aguri's by Weigl AG has a much deeper story then reported by current news agencies around the F1 circle.

This is the photo of the "McFry" that has been leaked to the media by our sources in Honda.


LSOF1 will bring you up to date news regarding the McFry as they are revealed to us.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Team Lewis hits back



A recent publicity stunt where Lewis Hamilton played Apollo in the battle of Troy, set up by sponsors of the Vodafone McLaren Mercedes team, has been met with much ridicule in the press. The Times has labeled Lewis' foray into acting "less like a majestic Apollo than a cross between Peter Pan and an astronaut."

However Lewis and Co. have decided to hit back at the press, suggesting there better reasons to nominate Lewis for the prestigious Golden Dumbass award in his short Formula 1 career thus far. Lewis' publicity manager went on to cite better moments in the young star's career that would trump the 'fairy astronaut Apollo' stunt, including beaching it in Shanghai at the pitlane entrance, and more importantly accidentally hitting the pit limiter while in a WDC winning position in Brazil.

It seems that brain farts aren't limited to Lewis himself, but also those that document his success. A prime example would be Frank Worrall, the author of 'Lewis Hamilton: King of the World', for putting in his book description that "Lewis Hamilton crowned his 2007 debut season by winning the title in Japan in October." The book was published in August 2007, 2 months before Lewis would eventually lose the championship to Kimi Raikkonen. Perhaps Worrall should stick to writing books about football...