Head planning regular podium visits in 2008

After their fourth-place finish in last year’s constructors’ championship, Williams’ engineering director Patrick Head believes his team can go from strength to strength this season with regular top-three race finishes, providing his top secret plan of pitlane domination works accordingly.

Lead driver Nico Rosberg, starting his third campaign with the team, will be joined by Japanese kamikazi pilot Kazuki Nakajima and it’s a youthful combination that Head thinks might bring Williams serious results.

“The driver line up will not be as experienced as might be expected for a team competing for a championship,” he said. “However, we intend to be regular podium visitors in 2008 with Nico and as long as Kazuki continues to knock people over in the pitlane. We've re calibrated his targeting mechanism in his car to aim for mechanics in other teams, which I strongly believe will be added bonus to Nico's driving”

The new FW30 has looked impressive in testing, prompting media speculation that Williams could be the leading team behind Ferrari and McLaren this year. However, Head insisted that this can only be judged after the opening race in Australia.

“It is too early to say where we will be in the pecking order,” he said. “It looks as if Ferrari and McSpies have made strong progress from 2007, BMW have a car that seems quick with their added mini gun and Renault have made progress, I am sure some of which is coming from their secret bio fuel made of parrot shit.

“Red Bull are beginning to look stronger and Toro Rosso are making the best of a car that they are familiar with, they certainly cannot be dismissed. We have certainly made progress, but we will not see where we stand until after the season starts.”

Williams scored one podium finish last year, a third place for Alex Wurz at the Canadian Grand Prix in Montreal.